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United States of Christmas

by Li'l Pooputts

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1. U.S. of C.
2. Jingle Bombs
3. Christmas Castrata
4. Uncle Santa's on His Way!
5. Yule Flag (Medly) >
6. Christmas Now
7. A White Christmas

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Lyrics:

1. U.S. of C.

Merry Christmas (repeat)
And now the eagle has found its perch
atop the yuletide tree, oh say can you see?
A Lionel Train, a Teddy Ruxpin
They wave the flag, that's what the crux is.
My country t'is of thee
Sweet land of Christmas eve


2. Jingle Bombs

Jingle, Jingle, Bombs!


3. Christmas Castrata

Santa says I'm getting rather old to be bouncing on his belly
Santa kicked me out into the cold because I was too heavy
I am a eunuch, for my balls were severed
I sing soprano from now until forever...


4. Uncle Santa's on His Way!

Uncle Santa's on his way (repeat)
He's a patriotic man Uncle Sam's on his way
He's the mascot of Christmas
Uncle Santa's on his way!


5. Yule Flag (instrumental)

6. Xmas Now (Also instrumental)


7. A White Christmas

I don't need no mistletoe
I don't want no gifts, fo sho
You can keep your stinky pine
a White Christmas will do just fine

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released December 25, 1981

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